I am a self-employeed businessman. I operate a chain of coffee nooks in hotel rooms around the globe. This is the story of how I got started.
I am a serious, important, high powered person, as this photo of me on the cell phone in Hong Kong proves. At the time I was solving some kind of international problem for the company I work for. The fierce look of concentration in my eye is a hallmark of mine that I use when I am doing something really important. I learned how to do it in a book and use weights to enhance it.
The small amount of time I have that is not spent on that kind of important, relevant work is mostly spent riding one of my several bicycles as I am what people call a "bike weenie". To prove this, I once rode my bike across Canada. People who do that are "bike weenies," I think, and are just trying to prove it to everyone.
My girlfriend is a very serious, important person as well. Here's a photo of her that was used for the cover of Vogue, or something. She is not a "bike weenie" but she is a "book worm." To prove that, she got an Honours English degree. Normal people do not do that, but "book worms" do.